1. Kerry Washington on her mother’s first meeting with Game of Thrones actor Jason Momoa (Khal Drogo)

    (Source: iwishiwereginger, via houseofnarcolepsy)

  3. houseofnarcolepsy:


    one true love <3

    This love is real

    (Source: slayerage)

  4. (Source: whiskeyboat, via sexshooter)


  5. slimiest:

    a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
    “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
    “got it. check my dashboard”
    “that skeleton gif you like is back again”
    he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

    (via sexshooter)

  6. sexshooter:


    Today I went to the cup noodle factory (& museum) in Osaka, Japan. It’s quite far out of the city, but after I read that you get to make your own cup noodle for 300¥ (£1.70/$2.90), I just had to go there. You go through the whole process of decorating a cup, adding the dry noodles, soup powder & your choice of 4 dry ingredients (I did pork, onion, garlic & decorative ducks). Then the cup is all sealed up (you even get to operate the machine to seal and fill it) and you pop it into an inflatable bubble bag with a red cord to take home with you!

    oh my god

  8. (Source: libulan, via tinybabydeer)


  9. thesexosaurus:

    "Condoms don’t work."

    "Your first time is supposed to hurt."

    "It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."

    "Girls don’t masturbate."


    (via crowcrow)

  10. princehal9000:

    Mallory Ortberg strikes again with Dirtbag Macbeth, next in her Dirtbag Shakespeare collection over at the-toast.

    (via shmemson)

  11. orchid-breath:







    my kind of bikini.

    Omg I need this swim wear rn

    (Source: itsonlyyourshadow, via sexshooter)


  12. heavenseveneleven:

    Siouxsie and the Banshees | Cities in Dust

    (via shmemson)