textsfromlastnight: (240): We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled ‘LEAVE HER’ and kept your course.
textsfromlastnight: (806): You’re being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Going on tumblr in front of my mom is like playing Russian Roulette
textsfromlastnight: (954): it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Food Network cancelled Ace of Cakes?!?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hiddenvalerieranch: theresamarie: i can’t begin to explain how much this depresses me. what will i do without Geof Manthorne’s beautiful face and dry humor on my tv? WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT?!
definatalie's bits: Spamblr →
definatalie: I am noticing an increasing amount of tumblrs dedicated to hocking dodgy products or redirecting to spammy pages. It’s been happening on twitter since forever, but I always assumed tumblr would be a harder platform for these black hat types to use because it involves creating content that people… Yep, I got one of those, “Oh noes, I am thin you can too!” spam...