December 2011
I hate Clifford the Big Red Dog. I hate him. There’s fifty books about Clifford...
– Louis CK (via joshishollyfalalalalalalalala)
I can drink a 16 oz glass of water in less than 10 seconds
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?