The house where my neighbor was murdered is...
Ken wants to buy it.
tinacohen-who: starbrows: Remember when the Backstreet Boys were on Arthur and our hearts exploded? muffy is literally all of tumblr
someone at the door: rings doorbell
me: dives to the floor like I'm being shot at, army crawls around the couch, rolls into another room, peeks around a corner to see if I can tell who it is, and then proceeds to wait for them to leave.